Monthly Archives: May 2005

Did anybody else just watch Bravo Channel’s Ultimate Super-Heroes? I found it a very stange list. One of those lists compiled by people other than hardcore comic books fans, which means that it’s not just the Ultimate Comic-book Super-powered Costumed-heroes that most of us would draw up. It could more appropriately to called the Ultimate Adventure Heroes. The list they drew up was:

20. Men in Black19. Blade18. Conan The Barbarian17. Austin Powers16. The Tick15. Dare Devil14. The Mask13. Flash Gordon12. Hellboy11. Spawn10. The Hulk09. The Fantastic Four08. The Incredibles07. X-Men06. Luke Skywalker05. Indiana Jones04. James Bond03. Batman02. Superman01. Spider-Man

You can always pull these list a-part asking:what about Wonder Woman, what about Captain Marvel (the really one), or even on this list what about Neo or what about Captain Kirk? But there are somethings on this list that begger belief! I mean, come on, the Incredibles ranking higher than the Fantastic Four?!?

I’ve highlighted in bold the characters I think are true super-heroes. The Tick and the Incredibles are fun, but their not serious. Spawn, Hellboy, Blade, and the Mask are also interesting characters, but their not true super-heroes. They’d never get past the Legion membership committee. And don’t get me started on the looser in the top slot. Time to break out the arachnid-repellant batspray!