This must go down as one of the stranger news stories of the day. British news sources are reporting that a pair of campaigners for the “Fathers For Justice” (who fight for the rights of fathers in the English Court System) have dressed up as Batman and Robin and are holding a rooftop protest on London’s Royal Courts of Justice.
SOURCE: BBC News Online
Orville Eastland was kind enough to send in and let us post this musical rendition of the Batman Protocols. So quiet down in the cheap seats, dim the lights, queue the spotlight and enter Batman stage left:
Begin the music (midi) …
“I’ve Got a Little List”
By Orville Eastland(With inspiration by Mark Waid, Sir W.S. Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan)
Batman:If someday it should happen that my friends should me betray,I’ve got a little list.I’ve got a little listOf the ways I can defeat the members of the JLA.There’s not a thing I’ve missed.There’s not a thing I’ve missed.Green Lantern will not like it if he can’t see anything,So I will hypnotize him while he wears his Power Ring.And if the Martian Manhunter to fight me should desire,I’ll just get out my nanoprobes and then set him on fire.And then I will freeze Plastic Man and Shatter him to bits.There’s not a thing I’ve missed.There’s not a thing I’ve missed.
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