Top 10 Fanboy Message Board posts

I am beginning to think that comic book message boards are a lost cause. The Official DC JLA Message board can be interesting (the JSA one is a lot better), but often tends to degenerate into a low signal Fanboy frenzy. So I decided to put together a little translation chart for the casual reader:

A Fanboy Says …which means…
1 Who should win… Who would care…
2 If I wrote the League. Why I shouldn’t write the League.
3 Who is the strongest? “Dominate me!”
4 Who is the hottest? “I can read comicbooks with one hand.”
5 Is he or isn’t he? “Am I?”
6 Creator X sucks… …but I’ll still buy the book — which will vindicate creator X’s presence on the book and prolong his tenure
7 Creator Y hasn’t done anything new in years I haven’t read anything Creator Y has done outside of franchise W in years
8 Why did they retcon… “OH NO. Not plot development!”
9 Creator Y should work on the book… Which will trigger responses from 6 & 7
10. Character Z shouldn’t be in the League “I can’t understand the need for Creator X to use characters that he actually has some control over.”

…and yes I’ve been guilty of one or two of those myself.